SERIOUSLY, Don't try to subscribe without reading EVERYTHING that follows. There is actually a test at the end, and if you fail, I will send your request into cyberspace.

If you find rules too difficult, please do us all a favor and sign off now. No one wants to listen to your whining about them later. 
 

YOUR RIGHTS:
You have the right to express an opinion, share an idea, ask the list for feedback, celebrate personal good news, or vent about something that bothers you. ANY topic is welcome for discussion, EXCEPT complaints about the rules. 

MY RIGHTS:
This is a moderated list.  Don't expect "nice, ego-stroking reminders" when you post inappropriately. One liners, quoted messages, private mail, etc. will not be posted and will be returned to you with "Rejected" stamped in the subject line. All of you sensitive types, please NOTE: This is not a PERSONAL rejection. Huffing off the list because your email was rejected (after all you went through to get here) is just stupid, and will most certainly prove to everyone that you do NOT, in fact, have a single brain cell in your head. So, if you make a mistake, oh well...oops! Just figure out what rule you broke, fix it, and RE-send the email properly, if applicable. You don't have to apologize, post a retraction, or kiss my ring finger. Just fix it and life will be honky-dory.

All right then --
Depending on how well your reading and comprehension skills are, it should take between 10 minutes and oh... 5 or 6 hours to place your request to join. But when you're done, you will get a euphoric feeling of accomplishment, and begin receiving email from eclectic and interesting lesbians. Are you with me?

I'M WITH YA!
NO THANKS! THIS IS WORSE THAN A PAP TEST!!